I don't belittle this sound idea, but on a lighter note and out of interest who do men ask for? - Tarquin

Interesting if the licensed premises have a member of staff working called Angela! To my knowledge City of London have had a cycle patrol team for many years. Indeed, they were one of the pioneering forces in this area, developing national best practice and training.

Somebody with a zero humour tolerance LOL (unless you are Tarquin in which case - apologies).